I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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