Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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