We won't sleep together?
You just made me feel so damn special
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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