i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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