How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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