id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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