Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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