i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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