You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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