IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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