It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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