Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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