Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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