I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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