As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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