nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Never joke about your clitoris.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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