BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
vagina is talking i cant
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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