so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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