i just google imaged poop.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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