I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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