i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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