butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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