He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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