wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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