If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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