tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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