If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I wish i was in the wii world.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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