There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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