The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Randomize
