I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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