i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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