Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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