he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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