What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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