Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
