I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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