honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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