haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
420 ftw
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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