Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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