I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My vagina just clenched in fear
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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