My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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