I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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