can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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