Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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