I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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