i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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