whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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