She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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