Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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