ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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