Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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