The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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