we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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