If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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