oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
that is very illegal...i love you.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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